I know that, Snout. I just could not resist... You know, sometimes I feel envious of Zero Wing... And even better, of Aramo and Mirai... That's some really bad translation...

It was a great translation ^_^

My guess is MCM issue 1, but I don't have it, so I can't look up the page. I heard this quote before, but I forgot where. I think they were looking for more editors.

For curious readers that haven't mastered Dutch yet:
"Candidates should be able to make good coffee and should be proficient in getting sandwiches, vacuum cleaning and other domestic tasks."

This is a quote from Harry van Horen in the games review or EHBO section. He's responding to reader's questions like "Can I also join your review team?".

So, it's definately MCM. You can win by quickly checking those pages in MCM issues below 24 or so.
(My guess is around issue 17.)

Cool. I thought it was either a Wammes Column or a Wammes christmas story. I thought I vagely remembered the text....

Well, the correct answer has not been given yet (Issue, page, magazine) so grab all your MCMs and search like a madman!

you be the madman and search

OK, I found it.
It was wrong, but close

It's Wammes offering a job as EHBO'er, to replace Harry, because he's such a troublesome guy.

MCM 15, page 53.

and guess who's the madman?

Quote:

you be the madman and search

So, we have a quiz deadlock...

Talking about translations, people should play Sein / Xain soft games. Tritorn, Aramo and Mirai make Zero Wing look like Shakespeare...

Someone set us up the Quiz!

quibus was right..

quibus' next

(darn cool die-hard question it was, don't you think? )

it could have been worse, yeah... ;P