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snout
 msx legend Berichten: 4991 | Geplaatst: 25 Maart 2003, 14:43   |
anyway, the unevitable happened. I hear people say 'this will change the future of the entire world' and actually... I'm wondering if it really will. I'm also wondering... what's next? Because I'm afraid the USA is on a roll now....
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GuyveR800 msx guru Berichten: 3048 | Geplaatst: 02 April 2003, 02:42   |
More bombs!!!  |
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snout
 msx legend Berichten: 4991 | Geplaatst: 04 April 2003, 02:12   |
so far the Iraqi minister of information is developing himself to become the worlds best stand-up comedian.
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BiFi msx guru Berichten: 3142 | Geplaatst: 04 April 2003, 08:02   |
so what else is new? Iraq seems to be filled with hi-positioned people with very hi-level of comedy value  |
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GuyveR800 msx guru Berichten: 3048 | Geplaatst: 04 April 2003, 14:39   |
Yes, but his act yesterday was particularly funny!
He keeps improving. Last week he said the US was crawling through the desert like a 500km long snake and they were gonna cut it up in pieces. This was only after the US said their supply lines were getting rather long 
Yesterdays best joke IMO was 'They are not in 30km of Baghdad. They are not even in 150km of Baghdad. They are not anywhere! All they do is move around in the desert.'  |
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Latok msx master Berichten: 1722 | Geplaatst: 04 April 2003, 15:10   |
 I must say I really AM impressed by this man. He has a sense of humour! It's huge! It started when he joked around about that 'shock and awe' thing. And his sudden laugh-sounds in his speaks.....One must admit......It's good stuff  |
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Latok msx master Berichten: 1722 | Geplaatst: 07 April 2003, 14:06   |
It's getting better every day  I just saw the Minister of Information, Al-Sahaf, saying:
"My feeling as usual is that we will slaughter them, all of these invaders - their tombs will be here in Iraq."
"They have no control even of themselves.
"Be assured, Baghdad is safe, protected. Iraqis are heroes."
In the background, you could almost see the american tanks driving through the city center.....
But what strikes me is the fact that I really have some sympathy for that Al-Sahaf guy. He STILL is enjoying himself! One should see the smile on his face when he spoke out the here above mentioned sentences. You could see him think: "What on earth am I saying. Wow, did I just say that? That was actually pretty funny, considering the situation".
I expect his next move will be him telling the whole international press that 'It is now time to tell the truth!! I fooled you all!! In fact, I love America! I love Dolly Parton! And I love donuts!'. And while saying that, he takes off his Iraq uniform and he shows us a tshirt with the American flag on it  |
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BiFi msx guru Berichten: 3142 | Geplaatst: 07 April 2003, 15:45   |
 and claiming they've taken the airport back  another quite hillarious quote by that Minister of (miss-)Information...  |
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GuyveR800 msx guru Berichten: 3048 | Geplaatst: 07 April 2003, 17:28   |
He should move to the USA, start a Broadway cabaret show called 'Miss Information' and wear womens bathing suits in it  |
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snout
 msx legend Berichten: 4991 | Geplaatst: 07 April 2003, 18:56   |
Hehehe.. what a pun Guyver, mis-information... mwuhahaha ahum.  |
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BiFi msx guru Berichten: 3142 | Geplaatst: 07 April 2003, 21:47   |
Guyver got what I was aiming for  |
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snout
 msx legend Berichten: 4991 | Geplaatst: 08 April 2003, 03:03   |
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snout
 msx legend Berichten: 4991 | Geplaatst: 12 April 2003, 01:55   |
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mars2000you msx master Berichten: 1723 | Geplaatst: 22 April 2003, 18:46   |
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