the game was way ahead of its time ^_^

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Pong No comments...

Play Tennis?


YAB YUM

Just being a horny chauvinist naked male whose only meaning of "life" is looking for naked women for sex?

Maybe this game was an ancestor for The Sims? (you know, what is the meaning of life, if "42" is not counted?)

King´s Valley

Break in to someone´s grave and plunder everything that belongs in dead person´s grave and knive mummified bodies who have been dead for thousands of years.... (sick!)


F1 Spirit

Drive Fast!! (great plot...)

Kick It!

Live your life as a woman, defuse bombs and spend all your spare time dodging horny old men and disgusting flashers and try to get as many diamond rings as possible.....


Jet Set Willy I & II

Tidy your own and your guests´ vomits and bottles in horrible hangover from your own house, as your maid don´t want to do her job and commands YOU to do it not letting you going to sleep in your own bed... I wonder if they have love affair or then Maria is Willy´s own paid Lady Domina...


Konami´s Ping Pong

Be a floating ping pong bat.


Vacuumania

Live your life as a vacuum cleaner called Victor, in a very untidy house....


Slapshot

Tie knives under your shoes, take piece of wood in your hand and run after little black puck before others get it!
If you get bored, you can skate over audience! (Well... they were blockheads anyway....)


Who Dares Wins 2 & Commando

Go to war alone, thinking you can defeat whole army without dying... and thinking you have unlimited ammo... and thinking you don´t have hide yourself from the enemy fire, just run around and shoot without aiming at all...


Rambo

I just saw my big idol Sylvester Stallone in movie theater, next day I bought one-way air ticket to Asia knowing "I can do the same"....

TNT

Run idiot... run!

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Quote: Pacman Eat dots you mean: Run around in darkened rooms and eat pills while listening to monotonous electronic music

I really have not thought about this before, but actually this is quite a scary story here...

Run around dark alleys, try to eat every pill you can get and be afraid of ghosts. This kind of bad trip can kill you, but if you eat correct pill you don't need to be afraid because you can eat your ghosts!

Try to make a game out of this consept and sell it to kids now and you will get so many law suits that you can't imagine!

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Try to make a game out of this consept and sell it to kids now and you will get so many law suits that you can't imagine!

Unless if you know about witch tales, clams and pearls.
Jellyfish and Turtles would be nice too ...

Maybe some game about Mary and John and a house made of candy ... With Crows that eat bread! I already have a lot of concepts for games, in fact there was some (delayed?) planed software.

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Maybe some game about Mary and John and a house made of candy

Hey, you can't prove I was there! *burp*

You mean like, Hänsel und Gretel?

[edit] One could make a very "trippy" game about Alice in Wonderland...

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Quote: Maybe some game about Mary and John and a house made of candy Hey, you can't prove I was there! *burp* You mean like, Hänsel und Gretel? [edit] One could make a very "trippy" game about Alice in Wonderland...

Yes, "Hänsel und Gretel"!
This seems to be a popular tale ...
It is named "Joãozinho e Maria" (Little John and Mary) on Portuguese!

Come on, Picot!

Yell loudly at a lazy blob in order to make it follow you in a path to certain death.

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Yes, "Hänsel und Gretel"! This seems to be a popular tale ... It is named "Joãozinho e Maria" (Little John and Mary) on Portuguese!

and "Hannu ja Kerttu" in Finland...

Actually it is a wonder that no one haven´t made sick modern day pc game about that Faery Tale... as do you know what Hansel und Gretzel originally were?

They were NOT little kind children but adults... they were brother and sister and they were bakers. Then one day lonely woman came to the woods and started her own bakery. Hansel and Gretzel envied her and gone to judge to blame her as a witch as a way to end her baker shop. After long lasted cruel interrogations that poor woman was judged not guilty, and woman came back to her bakery. Hansel and Gretzel went mad and killed their rival and Gretzel helped his brother to push her body into her own baking oven to burn her. Either one were not punished at all...

and years passed and then a certain tale teller took that horrible real life story and made Hansel and Gretzel nice little kids and poor woman they cruelly killed turned as a cruel cannibal witch in that Faery Tale.... it´s a sick world, ya know....

maybe someone makes sick game about that consept? As Lewis Carroll´s Alice is already grown up to be a mindless lunatic murderer in certain modern day pc game....